To give this blog post a little beef, I’ll respond to my “critics.”
To Tay Zonday:
Thank you, I’m honored. +30035 (boobs).
To Exotic Jess:
I didn’t have a girlfriend when I wrote the song, but I did by the time I made the video (and still do) which made the whole thing a bit more nerve-wracking than boneriffic. Also, while girls might not notice when they’re checking their rack… I do.
To Mystery Guitar Man:
I did make a Craigslist post, but didn’t cast anyone from it. They all seemed like the kind of girl that might shiv the whole crew and steal the camera.
To Ethan Newberry:
You get me bro. I will send you that loop.